For Christmas I want Santa's list of naughty girls. There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving. Is anyone else waiting until December 22nd to Christmas shop?

Short Christmas Jokes These are the best short Christmas jokes from all over the Web. Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Q: What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

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What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat? A Merry Can (American) How does Santa Claus take a picture? With a North Pole-roid. Why was Santa cast in a musical? Because he had stage presents (presence).

Every year we sit around the table to eat Christmas dinner, we have out turkey with all the trimmings followed by the Christmas pudding and maybe even a little glass of eggnog. Then we join together to open the Christmas crackers with their paper crowns, their little treat and of course no Christmas cracker would be complete without the cheesy corny Christmas joke. Jokes at Christmas rather than make you laugh are so cheesy that they make you groan and wonder who ever thought that they were funny in the first place. Hopefully in this list of jokes you will find at least one that will tickle your tastebuds and at least bring a smile to your face. Christmas cracker jokes are notoriously bad they are cheesy and corny and never very funny but that is part of the fun of reading them. • Why did the snowman retire from sport?

All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuu.to get hit by a reindeer Last Christmas, I gave you my scarf but the very next day, you called it 'dumb and gay' My boyfriend is just like Santa Claus. He gives me presents and is imaginary. I got more hoes than Santa Claus. I thought I'd get in trouble for taking a baseball bat to my neighbors Christmas decorations, but now I'm gnome free.

The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. 'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!' • It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. She told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. So his mum told him that would be fine.

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